Life Lessons from a Zookeeper: Lesson #4

When in doubt, pour some bleach on it.

I have nothing “wise” or philosophical to say about this one. I mean this quite literally. Bleach is the best. I haven’t met a muddy paw print or a slick of algae that can’t be mastered with a generous helping of bleach.

Plus, it makes hair blonde, which is (almost) never a bad thing…